A rash of narcolepsy

Apparently we have had a rash of people sleeping while on the night shift. While I might tactfully submit to the Big Boss that this might not happen if all the staff were not exhausted from understaffing, that is not all of the problem. I don't get how you could sleep on shift while at my work. I would be too convinced that the house would catch fire, residents would eat each other, etc. to sleep so much as a wink. This is why I try to avoid getting stuck during bad weather at all costs. I would not sleep for the entire 72 hours, or however long I was stuck there, and I might never move again! (Lack of sleep causes flares.)

But, the point being. Don't sleep on the night shift, people. Not only is it dangerous for the residents, but I could really live without the bad mood your sleepitude puts Big Boss in. You aren't the ones who deal with it during the day! Perhaps you should be. :P