MOTHERRRRR!!!!!

I'm trying to find a buyer for Mother again. :P Apparently, now my cousin's daughter is faking having celiac, according to Mom. Because, you know, Mom didn't hear that she had been diagnosed officially. Because there's n0 way a great-niece could have gone to the doctor without Mom knowing or anything. And certainly my cousin also having celiac disease isn't relevant. Oh, and starting the celiac diet and feeling instantly better means nothing. Nothing, Mom tellz ya!

The real problem is that Mother dislikes the cousin and all her family. Why, you ask? Because Cousin was nasty to her sister when they were growing up. Which she was. THIRTY YEARS AGO WHEN THEY WERE LITTLE KIDS!!!! Everyone else, including the purported injured party, is over it. Everyone except Mom, that is. And did I mention that none of Cousin's kids were born or thought of when all this was going on? So there's absolutely no reason to have it in for them too. Unless, of course, you're a flaming nutbar. (MOTHER!!!!!!) Le sigh.