Ew.

So I hadn't posted because nothing had really happened, right? Then along came Spiderzilla.

I had just gotten off of IM last night and was going to go put the dogs away when I saw, next to Pumpkin's cage, the biggest fucking spider I have ever seen. This thing was, I kid you not, the size of a dollar coin and jet black. Its legs were gigantic. It wasn't fuzzy or I'd have thought it was a tarantula.

Now, I am NOT afraid of bugs, at all. I am the designated insect killer at work. However, I drew the fucking line at this thing. I hauled Mr. Samoa's ass out of bed. He was sort of like "Whaa....why'd you...can't you... OH MY FUCKING GOD!" [splat] We just about needed a backhoe for the corpse.

So, Mr. Samoa went to bed content, having done his husbandly duty. I, however, am thinking a vat of Raid would be in order.