I want a new stomach

Mine has been acting out for nearly a week now. I thought it might be flu at first, but now I think it's a recurrence of the mysterious stress-related ailment that last reared its head when Dad was in the hospital for an exploded gallbladder last year. So, I am going to do what I did last time, to wit, subsist on soft foods until it settles down. :P (Did you know that wishing to purchase yogurt that is neither vanilla nor fruit-flavored is apparently a tremendously unreasonable request? At least, if you believe the yogurt companies it is. I did track some down, but not without a fight. )