Let the sucking commence

The Dyson is here! I haven't given it its test run/maiden voyage yet, but that will probably take place on Sunday. For some reason, I caught Mr. Samoa trying to stuff extra parts from the old Eureka onto it. Now, the Dyson already has these attachments, so he never could give a good account of himself as to why we might need them: he much preferred to repeat "But I wanted to see if they would fit! I thought we might need them!" and not elaborate as to why he had come to this conclusion. I blame brain rot from the Mucinex.