Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Remind me

Never, ever, ever to utilize the services of Metro University Hospitals. For any reason. They're nuts.

Having finally pried Saskia out of their clutches, we had Bob the Client up there for a checkup today. The highlights were:

*Getting pissy when we explained that, per facility procedure, we could not bring them Bob's actual pill bottles (we had Bob's administration records, which are more reliable for what they needed them for!)

* Wanting to perform a fairly painful procedure on Bob, then and there, without anesthesia. (Bob settled that one. It did not happen. >:) )

*Miscellaneous bizarre behavior that you kind of had to be there for, but trust me, it was bizarre.

Now, Metro University Hospitals are nationally renowned. What the hell for, I surely do not know. They're insane. All of them. Mr. Samoa is under strict instructions to keep me out of their clutches at all costs. I'd rather brave Krueger Memorial, the local hospital, than deal with these loons. And that is saying something!

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