Want to know why I'm blogging...

At 2:30 in the morning? BECAUSE I'M STILL COUGHING, THAT'S WHY. I feel fine otherwise, but I'm STILL FUCKING COUGHING. The count so far is we-lost-count-at-12 bags of Ludens cough drops, 4 bottles of Vicks 44 "Chesty Cough" cough syrup (I have porn-star cough syrup. Hee.) and about 3 boxes of Kleenex. I am going to cough for the rest of my life. I'm fairly confident of this at this point.