Hrm

So, apparently, Tagalong's boyfriend is taking her to Niagara Falls this weekend. Scuttlebutt amidst those in the know is that he may well be planning to propose.

Let him knock himself out, I say, and better him than me. However, I do not want any part of the misbegotten nuptials, should they transpire. I don't want to even *be* there. Of course, I don't intend for Mr. Samoa to stay home unless he wishes to (which I doubt he does) but I do not wish to attend. At all. Not after what she did at our wedding. (The extremely short version: Caused more stress, pouted, sulked, and generally acted like it was this gigantic inconvenience for Mr. Samoa to get any attention at all instead of her.)

The $6000 question, of course, is how to get out of it. I don't really have any bridges to burn with his family as far as I am concerned, but I don't want them making his life miserable about it either. My advice to all single women out there is, marry an orphan. :P