SATURDAY

Mother Samoa actually arrived on time at our house to head to the 4th of July celebrations. Which, she needn't have worried, because 1) there were not ONE, but TWO accidents creating a bottleneck outside of Deliverance City, which does NOT have a bypass 2) I got the time of the parade wrong anyway. Oh well, lunch was good and Mother Samoa behaved well. We did procure her shoes, though we had to special-order them as she needed Velcro closures. Got to see Caroline, who is starting to look pregnant finally. She's going to be one of those disgusting people who loses the baby weight in 30 seconds or less, methinks.