Yesterday while we were Lushing, Caroline also informed me that she and her boyfriend are going to try to conceive. I'm normally the pretty conservative type, marriage first and all that, but I'm actually pretty excited for her. I was analyzing the reasons why I'm excited for her and was pissed when Mr. Samoa's sister got pregnant out of wedlock. I came up with the following list:
* Tagalong (Mr. Samoa's sister) was 23. Caroline is 31. I think you'd get more of a clue in that 8-year interval.
* I think Caroline will be a pretty good mom. Tagalong is a nitwit. While I don't think Daisy (Mr. Samoa's niece) will grow up to be the next Aileen Wuornos or anything melodramatic like that, I think she's going to be spending a looooot of money on therapy. Caroline won't screw up a kid.
* Caroline has not spent the past three years telling me she'll kill me if I get pregnant. Tagalong had done so at the time of her inadvertent impregnation.
*I LIKE Caroline. Tagalong- put it this way, the only reason I care if she falls off a bridge is that Mr. Samoa would be sad.
Now, anyone care to join me in rooting for Team Pink? :D
Sunday, March 16, 2008
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