Grendel Update 3/31/08

She is back in her native state, living with her parents while planning to move in with her friend Millie. (I think what she wants is to make a move on Millie, but hey, at least it's no longer my problem.) I called it- she *did* dump the cats on Caroline. Supposedly she is going to be back in four weeks to get them, so we shall see. I am given to understand that she had a job interview last Monday. Unfortunately, she feels she nailed it (I say "unfortunately" because when Grendel thinks she nailed something, that generally means she was about two steps off of being removed from the premises by security) but hopefully she'll get it anyway. Grendel is not fundamentally a horrible person, and Mr. Samoa and I don't wish her any ill, but she direly needs to get her shit together.