PSA

To the very sweet lady who posts on a forum I frequent:

Your kid is, in fact, VERY adorable. However, PLEASE cut his hair! I spent several moments thinking how much your adorable daughter had grown, when I remembered you don't have a daughter. I know you think the long hair is cute, but until he is old enough to have pronounced masculine features, he is going to get mocked silly. Watch it or I will turn you over to Mr. Samoa's Grandpa Panda. ("That's my GRANDSON you're talkin' about there, woman!") Panda hauled a 4 y/o Mr. Samoa immediately off to the barber after said incident. Perhaps you need to meet Panda.

Oh, and while you're at it, can you buy your adorable son some overalls that fit? The poor kid looks like a stuffed sausage in the ones he has. You are a very sweet lady, but you're not the most clueful thing going, I suspect.

That is all. Thank you.